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Le rap de Natalie Portman
Il y a 11 ans
Certes ce sketch ne date pas d'hier mais je me devais de vous le montrer! On y voit une Natalie Portman au top de sa forme et complètement métamorphosé en rappeuse US. À l'origine de ce sketch: le groupe humoristique The Lonely Island, que vous devez surement connaitre grâce à leur clip, maintenant culte, Jizz In My Pants. (À voir et revoir !)

Énorme !

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Chris Parnell: Were sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Chris Parnell: So, Natalie, whats the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Natalie Portman: Do you really want to know?
Chris Parnell: Please, tell us...

Natalie Portman: I dont sleep mother fucker off that yak and durban. doin 120 gettin head while Im swervin.
Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie you a crazy chick
Natalie Portman: Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick. I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother fucker. Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
Guys: What you want Natalie?
Natalie Portman: To drink and fight
Guys: What you need Natalie
Natalie Portman: To fuck all night. Dont test when Im crazy on that airplane glue. put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe. leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning. fuck your man Its my name that hes screamin.

Chris Parnell: Im sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Natalie Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Chris Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

Natalie Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick. Its Portman mother fucker. drink till Im sick. slit your throat. and poor nitrous down the hole. watch you laugh and cry. while I laugh you die. and all the dudes. you know Im talkin to you.
Guys: we love you natalie
Natalie Portman: I wanna fuck you too. "P" is for portman. "P" is for pussy. ill kill your fuckin dog for fun so dont push me.

Chris Parnell: Well, Natalie Im surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Natalie Portman: Well theres a lot you may not know about me.
Chris Parnell: Really? Such as?

Natalie Portman: When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day. I cheated every test and snorted all the yay. I got a def posse, you gotta buncha dudes. I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit.
Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad ass bitch.
Natalie Portman: hell yeah!
Andy Samberg: and I always pay for your dry cleanin. when my shit gets in your shoe.
Natalie Portman: What!
Andy Samberg: as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that. my dick is scared of you, girl.

Chris Parnell: Okie-doke. natalie, One final question. if you can steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it
(Portman throws chair at Parnell)
Natalie Portman: No more questions
Natalie Portman: What!

The Lonely Island est composé de Andy Samberg (Saturday Night Live), Akiva Schaffer et Jorma Taccone.
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